Stolen from the ADSX board - one of Pineknot's infamous Bedtime Stories

 

Be on the lookout! Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers,
and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious
when offered a drink from any woman. A very potent aphrodisiac on the market, called "beer", is used by females to target un-
suspecting men. The drug is found in liquid form, and is now
available almost anywhere.

"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars
to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with
them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to
consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for
no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against
this approach.

After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to
perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they
would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer", men
often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened
the night before...usually with a vague feeling that
something bad occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their
life savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship".
Apparently men are much more susceptible to this scam after
"beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory
female. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.
However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the
predatory women administering it, there are male support
groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the
details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank
manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the
support group nearest you, just look up "golf courses" in
the yellow pages.