His latest bedtime story fromt the ADSX board. 

 

A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch. The
bartender, believing that the customer will not be able to tell
the difference, pours him a shot of the cheap 3-year-old house
scotch that has been poured into an empty bottle of the good
stuff.

The man takes a sip and spits the scotch out on the bar and
reams the bartender. "This is the cheapest 3-year-old scotch
you can buy. I'm not paying for it. Now, give me a good 12-
year-old scotch."

The bartender, now feeling a bit of a challenge, pours him
a scotch of much better quality, 6-year-old scotch.

The man takes a sip and spits it out on the bar. "This is only
6-year-old scotch. I won't pay for this, and I insist on a
good, 12-year-old scotch!"

The bartender finally relents and serves the man his best
quality, 12-year-old scotch.

The man sips the drink and says, "Now that's more like it."

An old drunk from the end of the bar, who has witnessed the
entire episode, walks down to the finicky scotch drinker and
sets a glass down in front of him and asks, "What do you think
of this?"

The scotch expert takes a sip, and in disgust, violently spits
out the liquid yelling, "WHY, THIS TASTES LIKE PISS!"

To which the old drunk replies, "That's right, now guess how
old I am."