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From: max  (Original Message)Sent: 10/26/2003 9:46 PM

Why there are demonstrations in Washington and all over the world?

Why?

What is the reason for the ad-hoc demonstration?

Does the demonstration change anything? Who are these people? Anarchists? Communists? Muslim?

Should me and you join 8 thousand people in Washington?

Benefits:

1. Usually walking in friendly, theatrical, and with body decoration crowd.

2. Free ride to Washington and the opportunity to be a tourist for a weekend.

3. You can put any slogan on your t-shirts, pants and placates.

4. Feeling that your walk will make a difference in the White House.

5. Opportunity to listen to interesting and famous people.

6. Making friends and meeting comrades who share the same good values.

7. Walking in good weather is good for your health.

8. You will have a great story about your involvement to your neighbors and co-workers. They will respect you more, and you will get a raise. Your neighbors invite you to their parties .

9. You will make friends with local and national government.

10. You may find your true love and soul mate in the crowd.

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Inconveniences:

1. Walking in sometimes unfriendly, weird, and overcrowded crowd.

2. Sometimes you have to pay for the ride yourself. And you are limited to walk in the area where

organizers and police allow you.

3. You can put only slogans which are politically correct and approved by the organizers and police.

4. Feeling that your walk will make no difference in the White House.

5. Listening to boring and stupid people.

6. Meeting with weirdoes, rejects, kids, and others who have nothing else to do, but to shout and show up at demonstration. These people can be dangerous and you are at your own risk.

7. Walking in raining, too hot or too cold weather will make you sick, and you will be away from your

home and doc.

8. Your involvement with demonstration will piss off your co-workers and neighbors. You will be fired from your job, and neighbors will start throwing stones in your windows.

9. You will make enemies with government. Your name will become on the list of the most wanted terrorists. Your every step will be watched. Everywhere you go, you will be escorted by police.

10. You may get AIDS, rape, gays and lesbians in the crowd.

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Don’t take my words as an absolute truth. Always try to go to the root sources of the demonstration. Research their web sites. For the anti-war demos: type: International Answer, United for Peace and Justice, and Voices for Peace in Google. For abortion, benefits to the poor, sick economy, global trade, pro-Israel and anti-Israel demos please type your words accordingly in the search engine.



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From: MSN NicknameArmchairConstantSent: 10/26/2003 9:53 PM