she would be better off walking around free with a bodyguard than she is with the 2 idiots she has had protecting her.     TPTB were trying to go for laughs with those 2 cops, but all they did was piss me off.   their so-called humor wasn't funny at all --- it was annoying, like nails on a chalkboard.   I think what I found most annoying was that both cops had a bad attitude right from the start!   C'mon, a cigar-smoking, wise-mouth vegan who gets to decide what food Sami can eat?  A loud-mouth woman putting on a mint-julip face mask eating greasy fatty foods and deciding to go to bed at 7:30 because she has insomnia --- and snores worse than a motor boat?     If this is what the Salem PD has to offer for protecting witnesses, it is no wonder they can't solve any crimes. 

 

Piccolo is right --- if a witness is really a criminal but just testifying to save their own ass, then I can see the cop(s) protecting them being smart-mouthed and not very pleasant.   but Sami isn't a criminal and deserves better protection.