Sarge loses a Rifle. Well everyone has read about the 50 cal Flintlock that Sarge bought not long ago and how
happy he was that it shot right at point of aim and in real tight groups. But as he prepares to
pack up his gear and move back to Colorado the guns had to go first. (except his carry gun of
course) He lovingly packs the beautiful flintlock and pads it with bubble wrap so nothing
happens while bouncing around in a UPS truck. Then every night when he calls Lt. Linda he
asks her, "Linda did UPS deliver a long box yet. (natually Sarge doesn't say Rifle or Gun box,
she doesn't need to know what is in those long boxes) Well last night Sat, 23/08 Lt. Linda
finally says "Yes a long box came yesterday."
"Oh great honey tell Pfc Trent to put the box down in the vault." Sarge joyfully states.
"You want Trent to put an empty box in the vault? asks Lt. Linda.
"HUH?" Sarge questions. "And empty box? What are you saying? EMPTY? THE BOX WAS
EMPTY?"
"Yes the gun was confiscated" states Lt. Linda.
"CONFISCATED???" WHAT ARE YOU SAYING. The BATF confiscated my flintlock? Why? Did
they think it was a single barrel machine gun? Who confiscated my rifle, Did UPS take it, did
someone steal it. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT" cries Sarge.
"The gun was confiscated" states Lt. Linda again.
"BY WHO!!? Shouts Sarge.
"By me" Lt. Linda says smugly.
"By you?" asks Sarge.
"What are you talking about Linda?" questions Sarge.
"What I am talking about is that you just lost a rifle and it is mine now." Lt Linda says sweetly.
"oh" says Sarge.
"Is it ok if it comes out and plays with me sometimes?" querys Sarge.
My Lt. Linda, scares the daylights out of me and then makes me love it.
You just got to keep a woman like that around.
Sarge
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