Sounds like you're none the worse for wear Sarge. Just remember that the female homosapian (vaginus minus-penis) is inherently a wild animal that will turn on you in a blink of an eye! Oh, they may seem domesticated - occasionally - but they can become wild, woman-beasts in a heartbeat that revert back to basic instincts when threatened. THEY CAN'T BE TAMED!!!! Oh, uh, glad to hear the spider didn't get you. Good job Lt. Linda! |