the_truth_mlud
Joined: 13 Sep 2007
Posts: 2390
|  Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:27 pm Post subject: Re: The Parenting Tips Thread | |
| [quote="TiredOfTheBS"][quote="KatieJordanPricePHD"]I want to go out tonight and there are three small kids in my way!!!! 
What can I do with them?[/quote]
Tut tut katie, are you out swinging again? Thats 5 nights this week!
Do what you normally do. Just drug the kids and if one of em karks it just say she was abducted.[/quote]
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And before you do all that remember to start a fund, set up a web site. Finger an innocent man and watch gullible i***** give you money. | |
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Saddened
Joined: 20 Aug 2007
Posts: 441
| | Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:28 pm Post subject: | |
| | Be sure to put a swimming pool between you and your toddlers... | |
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pepper123
Joined: 09 May 2007
Posts: 609
| | Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:28 pm Post subject: | |
| | Katie, why worry, you are sooooooooo over protective! | |
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JillyComeLately
Joined: 15 Nov 2007
Posts: 1759
| | Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:31 pm Post subject: Re: The Parenting Tips Thread | |
| [quote="KatieJordanPricePHD"][quote="TiredOfTheBS"][quote="KatieJordanPricePHD"]I want to go out tonight and there are three small kids in my way!!!!
What can I do with them?[/quote]
Tut tut katie, are you out swinging again? Thats 5 nights this week!
Do what you normally do. Just drug the kids and if one of em karks it just say she was abducted.[/quote]
Yes, I am swinging again. I am not a chav - I am a responsible parent, so I will dope them all and go out.  [/quote]
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Leave it until the weekend and that'll give you a couple of days to get those all -important phone numbers in your Blackberry and organise a ready-to-go Fighting Fund.
Leave no stone unturned, Katie.
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Arbiter
Joined: 19 Sep 2007
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| | Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:32 pm Post subject: | |
| | Go out.. enjoy yourself... leave the kids... it's a British thing. | |
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IrishEyes
Joined: 06 Sep 2007
Posts: 371
| | Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:34 pm Post subject: Re: The Parenting Tips Thread | |
| [quote="KatieJordanPricePHD"]I want to go out tonight and there are three small kids in my way!!!!
What can I do with them?[/quote]
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Tip. Kill one of them and there will only be two in the way 
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Vexiana
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| | Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:34 pm Post subject: | |
| | Do you have a stuffed toy cat you can leave to supervise them? | |
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| gollam
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