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  | KatieJordanPricePHD 
 
 
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 |    |  Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:16 pm    Post subject: The Parenting Tips Thread |  |   | 
 |   | I want to go out tonight and there are three small kids in my way!!!!   
 What can I do with them?
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  | K4REN171 
 
 
 Joined: 08 Sep 2007
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 |    |  Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:17 pm    Post subject: |  |   | 
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  | SpinSpinSpin 
 
 
 Joined: 23 Sep 2007
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 |    |  Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:17 pm    Post subject: |  |   | 
 |   | Just make sure you leave the door unlocked |  | 
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  | TiredOfTheBS 
 
 
 Joined: 29 Oct 2007
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 Location: On the frontline against the keyboard chimps
 
 |    |  Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:21 pm    Post subject: Re: The Parenting Tips Thread |  |   | 
 |   | [quote="KatieJordanPricePHD"]I want to go out tonight and there are three small kids in my way!!!!   
 What can I do with them?[/quote]
 
 Tut tut katie, are you out swinging again? Thats 5 nights this week!
 
 Do what you normally do. Just drug the kids and if one of em karks it just say she was abducted.
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  | KatieJordanPricePHD 
 
 
 Joined: 14 Sep 2007
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 |    |  Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:24 pm    Post subject: Re: The Parenting Tips Thread |  |   | 
 |   | [quote="TiredOfTheBS"][quote="KatieJordanPricePHD"]I want to go out tonight and there are three small kids in my way!!!!   
 What can I do with them?[/quote]
 
 Tut tut katie, are you out swinging again? Thats 5 nights this week!
 
 Do what you normally do. Just drug the kids and if one of em karks it just say she was abducted.[/quote]
 
 Yes, I am swinging again. I am not a chav - I am a responsible parent, so I will dope them all and go out.
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  | Arbiter 
 
 
 Joined: 19 Sep 2007
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 |    |  Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:26 pm    Post subject: |  |   | 
 |   | Don't go out. 
 You may regret it the rest of your life.
 
 Or you may go through a brief guilt phase.
 
 One of the two.
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  | weemoose 
 
 
 Joined: 10 Sep 2007
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 |    |  Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:26 pm    Post subject: |  |   | 
 |   | Whats your drug of choice tonite Katie...is it coke?    |  | 
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