~FEEDING YOUR FACE~
CONSIDER YOUR FACE A PLANT THAT NEEDS WATERING. MINERALS EVEN.
1 CUP DIRT
(THATS RIGHT KIDS DIRT GO AHEAD LET LOOSE AND PLAY IN THE DIRT) :)
1 CUP WATER
3 TEASPOON SKIMMER 2% MILK
1 TABLESPOON SOUR CREAM
MIX DIRT AND WATER TO FORM A NICE TEXTURED LIQUID PASTE.
ADD MILK AND SOUR CREAM TO THAT.
THEN APPLY LIBERALLY TO FACE AND NECK.
LEAVE ON TILL DRY.
RINSE OFF WITH WARM WATER AND NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE.
ENJOY.