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| | From:  Paleshyone (Original Message) | Sent: 2/3/2009 4:17 PM |
- If we both think exactly alike, then one of us is unnecessary.
- I know that the best things in life are free, but why do the next best things cost so much?
- It's a lot easier to tell someone to "stop worrying" than it is to sit down with them and discuss and listen and comfort and understand with compassion.
- a festival of films.
- a slither of snakes.
- a cascade of lemmings.
- a calamity of critics.
- a lick of lollipops.
- a argument of arbitrators.
- Now that the metric system is in wide use all over the world, we can see why Americans have not adopted it:
- A miss is as good as 1.6 kilometers.
- Put your best .3 of a meter forward.
- Spare the 5.03 meters and spoil the child.
- Twenty-eight grams of prevention is worth 453 grams of cure.
- Give a man 2.5 centimeters and he'll take 1.6 kilometers.
- Peter Piper picked 8.8 liters of pickled peppers.
- A salesman rang the bell at a suburban home, and was greeted by a eight-year-old boy puffing on a long black cigar.
- Hiding his amazement, the salesman asked the boy, "Is your mother home?"
- The boy took the cigar slowly and deliberately out of his mouth, flicked ashes on the carpet, and asked, with a sideways glance: "What do *you* think?"
- Conversation between two young women:
- "I hear you broke your engagement to Joe. What happened?"
- "Oh, it's just that my feelings toward him aren't the same."
- "Are you returning his ring?"
- "Oh, no! My feelings toward the ring haven't changed a bit!"
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