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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.'
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.'
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is this?'
(you're gonna love this)
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone.'
(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are......... )
Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
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heheheeh caught me thats classic im am forwarding it for sure lol
Richard Cameron
From: paleshyone@hotmail.com
To: railfan65sfriendsandphotos@groups.msn.com
Subject: A Little Humor 4 U
Date: Wed, 4 Feb 2009 07:30:00 -0800
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.'
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.'
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is this?'
(you're gonna love this)
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone.'
(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are......... )
Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
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I thought this was so funny too..its an oldie but still funny (Like me). Glad you enjoyed it. Have a good day. Its sunny here today and quite nice outside for February that is. Pale |
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the sun is out here and we hit 60 yesterday and again today over 60, but the rains come back tonight, not as snow maybe hehehehe
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Richard Cameron
From: paleshyone@hotmail.com
To: railfan65sfriendsandphotos@groups.msn.com
Subject: Re: A Little Humor 4 U
Date: Wed, 4 Feb 2009 12:01:08 -0800
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I thought this was so funny too..its an oldie but still funny (Like me).
Glad you enjoyed it.
Have a good day. Its sunny here today and quite nice outside for February that is.
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Wow 60 degrees..your so lucky..I wont see that till about May or June here. Enjoy it..send it to Utah OK? I am just happy to have sunshine here. Take care, Pale |
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good for you, woke up this morning to 37 degrees and heavy overcast, which means one thing, rain coming hehehehehe sorry about that
Richard Cameron
From: paleshyone@hotmail.com
To: railfan65sfriendsandphotos@groups.msn.com
Subject: Re: A Little Humor 4 U
Date: Wed, 4 Feb 2009 20:09:19 -0800
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Wow 60 degrees..your so lucky..I wont see that till about May or June here. Enjoy it..send it to Utah OK?
I am just happy to have sunshine here.
Take care,
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