|
|
 |
|
Reply
| | From:  Paleshyone (Original Message) | Sent: 2/6/2009 2:04 AM |
<STYLE> .ExternalClass #EC_yiv643268102 #EC_yiv643268102 .EC_ygrp-photo-title {clear:both;font-size:smaller;height:15px;overflow:hidden;text-align:center;width:75px;} .ExternalClass #EC_yiv643268102 div.EC_ygrp-photo {background-position:center;background-repeat:no-repeat;background-color:white;border:1px solid black;height:62px;width:62px;} .ExternalClass #EC_yiv643268102 div.EC_photo-title a, .ExternalClass #EC_yiv643268102 div.EC_photo-title a:active, .ExternalClass #EC_yiv643268102 div.EC_photo-title a:hover, .ExternalClass #EC_yiv643268102 div.EC_photo-title a:visited {text-decoration:none;} .ExternalClass #EC_yiv643268102 div.EC_attach-table div.EC_attach-row {clear:both;} .ExternalClass #EC_yiv643268102 div.EC_attach-table div.EC_attach-row div {float:left;} .ExternalClass #EC_yiv643268102 p {clear:both;padding:15px 0 3px 0;overflow:hidden;} .ExternalClass #EC_yiv643268102 p span {color:#628C2A;} .ExternalClass #EC_yiv643268102 div.EC_ygrp-file {width:30px;} .ExternalClass #EC_yiv643268102 div.EC_attach-table div.EC_attach-row div div a {text-decoration:none;} .ExternalClass #EC_yiv643268102 div.EC_attach-table div.EC_attach-row div div span {font-weight:normal;} .ExternalClass #EC_yiv643268102 div.EC_ygrp-file-title {font-weight:bold;} </STYLE> <STYLE> .ExternalClass #EC_yiv643268102 .EC_ygrp-photo-title {clear:both;font-size:smaller;overflow:hidden;width:75px;height:15px;text-align:center;} .ExternalClass #EC_yiv643268102 DIV.EC_ygrp-photo {border-right:black 1px solid;background-position:center 50%;border-top:black 1px solid;border-left:black 1px solid;width:62px;border-bottom:black 1px solid;background-repeat:no-repeat;height:62px;background-color:white;} .ExternalClass #EC_yiv643268102 DIV.EC_photo-title A {text-decoration:none;} .ExternalClass #EC_yiv643268102 DIV.EC_photo-title A:active {text-decoration:none;} .ExternalClass #EC_yiv643268102 DIV.EC_photo-title A:hover {text-decoration:none;} .ExternalClass #EC_yiv643268102 DIV.EC_photo-title A:visited {text-decoration:none;} .ExternalClass #EC_yiv643268102 DIV.EC_attach-table DIV.EC_attach-row {clear:both;} .ExternalClass #EC_yiv643268102 DIV.EC_attach-table DIV.EC_attach-row DIV {float:left;} .ExternalClass #EC_yiv643268102 P {clear:both;padding-right:0px;padding-left:0px;padding-bottom:3px;overflow:hidden;padding-top:15px;} .ExternalClass #EC_yiv643268102 P SPAN {color:#628c2a;} .ExternalClass #EC_yiv643268102 DIV.EC_ygrp-file {width:30px;} .ExternalClass #EC_yiv643268102 DIV.EC_attach-table DIV.EC_attach-row DIV DIV A {text-decoration:none;} .ExternalClass #EC_yiv643268102 DIV.EC_attach-table DIV.EC_attach-row DIV DIV SPAN {font-weight:normal;} .ExternalClass #EC_yiv643268102 DIV.EC_ygrp-file-title {font-weight:bold;} </STYLE> <STYLE> </STYLE>
Egotism is really a strange illness. It makes everyone sick except the person who actually has it. ..................................... The parents of an eight-year-old boy, away at camp for the first time, called him and were a bit disappointed to discover that, he hadn't missed them at all. "Have any of the other kids gotten homesick?" his mother asked. "Only the ones who have dogs." replied the boy. ................................ Husband to wife at dinner: "I think what I liked best about my mother's cooking was it didn't cost me anything." ....................... My husband and I both look very young for our ages. In fact, we've hardly aged a day since we first laid eyes on each other in college -- at least, that's what we tell each other. Our children have a way of bringing us crashing back to earth.
Recently, my husband and I were discussing a man who was running for public office.
"He's a Vietnam Vet," commented my husband.
"What's that?" queried our young daughter.
Trying to answer the question in terms a four-year-old could readily grasp, my husband replied, "Well, Honey, that means that the man fought in a war that happened when Mommy and Daddy were little."
Our daughter regarded us both thoughtfully for a moment, then asked "So, was he a Viking?" .............................. After his annual physical examination, an elderly patient asked his doctor, "Tell me, how long am I going to live?"
"Don't worry," his doctor replied. "You'll probably live to be eighty."
"But, doctor, I am eighty," he said.
"See, what did I tell you?" .................................. A certain man was infatuated with a young woman, but was so timid he never had the courage to speak to her. In fact, he even told his therapist that every time he got near her he felt like he was unimportant. He said that he felt as insignificant as a tiny pebble.
"Well," his therapist responded, "If you want to get the girl you'll just have to be a little boulder!" ............................. Q. What house is the second-most-visited American home in the United States - outdrawn only by the White House?
A. Graceland, the home of Elvis Aaron Presley in Memphis, Tennessee. ............................. Funny thing. We labor to make a house a home, then every time we're expecting visitors, we rush to turn it back into a house. .......................... Most of us have a bad habit we are constantly trying to break. For me, it's biting my fingernails. One day I told my husband about my latest solution: press-on nails.
"Great Idea, Honey," he smiled. "You can eat them straight out of the box."
..................................... A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. "These" she explained "are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce." She then asked, "What do you do in America with your old goats?" A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours!" .............................. "For others who may not know this: When the preacher says, "You may now kiss the bride," he's only speaking to the groom." | |
|
 First
Previous
No Replies
Next
Last
|
|
|
Free Forum Hosting
Important Announcement
