Just When I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You Can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you respond to it.
Life is like an onion: You peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
Live a good honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll be able to enjoy it a second time.
Most computer problems are caused by a loose nut between the chair and the keyboard.