Did you hear that NASA is going to send some cows aloft on the next shuttle to study the effects of zero gravity on milk production?
It will be the herd shot round the world.
... Udderly ridiculous.
... A shuttle ride will sure hustle their dairy aires.
... I think we milked this pun for all it is worth.
Tired of being turned down for pickup truck rentals for your yard work? Get the Gardener's Express card. Their slogan is "Don't heave loam without it!"
... Is this mulch ado about nothing?
... For peat's sake, enough is enough!
Why isn't phonetic spelled "fonetik?"
Is there an inter-state highway in Hawaii?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Is a sleeping bag a nap sack?
Chemist: "If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate. "
The cat-lovers will hate me for these:
If you toss a young cat out the window is that "Kitty Litter?"
How do you make a cat bark?
Douse it with gasoline and throw in a lighted match. ... Woof!
What do you have when you have a lawyer up to his neck in concrete?
Not enough concrete.
A medical doctor, an engineer and a lawyer all went into shark-infested waters when their boat capsized. The sharks tore the doctor and the engineer limb from limb and ate them all up. They left the lawyer. Why? Professional courtesy.
What do you call four spanish-speaking men standing in quicksand? ... Quatro cinco.
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