One-Liners
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"You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding
reality."    -- Ayn Rand

Q. What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
A. A blonde going through a flashing red light.

 

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want,
drink what you don't like and do what you'd rather not.

 

Warning Label on a blender: Not for use as an aquarium.

 

Minnesota Law - A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop
his head.