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| | From:  Paleshyone (Original Message) | Sent: 2/14/2009 2:34 PM |
- Give me ambiguity or give me something else!
- Did you hear the news? A suicidal twin killed her sister by mistake.
- He who laughs last thinks slowest.
- I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac!
- "Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes!"
- Consciousness (def'n): that annoying period between naps.
- We have enough youth. How about a fountain of SMART?
- Do they make dog biscuits from collie flour?
- The time for action is past! NOW is the time for the senseless bickering.
- Failure is at the end of the path of least persistence.
- Does a very heavy rowboat qualify as a hunky dory? If it has a bell is it a ringy dinghy?
- If Fairbanks, Alaska outlawed dogs, would it be called Dogless Fairbanks?
- If Xerox and Wurlitzer merged, would you have a company that sold reproductive organs?
- Is a barber who works in a Library called a Barbarian?
- Do sheep get their hair cuts at a baa baa shop?
- Toad (def'n): It is what happens to an illegally parked frog.
- If a new-born lice lands on a leaf of lettuce is it a new lice on leaf?
- A baby harp seal enters a bar and orders a Canadian Club on the rocks. He gets a plate of green peas instead.
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