Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008

 

Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted.

 

Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

 

Number 8

Men have two emotions:

Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

 

Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

 

Number 6

Some people are like a Slinky. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

 

Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

 

Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.

 

Number 3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

 

Number 2

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

 

And The Number 1 Thought For 2008:

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.  Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.

 

'Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers.What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow'

Everyone have a 

Happy New Year