Sighting in your expensive new deer rifle 
  
1. Shiny new, high-powered deer rifle....$1,200.00 
  
2. Quality, high-powered scope............. $550.00 
  
3. Bore sighting device........................<WBR>.. $140.00 
  
4. Hospital visit.........................<WBR>........$4,893.00 
  
  
5. Forgetting to remove the bore sighting device prior to actually shooting the damned thing 
..............................<WBR>.............................P<WBR>riceless 
  
  
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
 
  
  
  
 Deer 1 
Hunter 0 
  
GAME OVER 
  
"Life's tough......It's even tougher if you're stupid." 
  
 -John Wayne