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Jokes & Humour : Echo Foxtrot
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From: MasterGunner  (Original Message)Sent: 1/16/2007 5:35 PM
[MG Note: When I got this, I thought of Wes and his mates.  Stay safe guys.  You'll be homeward bound soon.]
 
The aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln was finally inching up to the pier at home port after a six month deployment when the Captain of the ship noticed a sailor on the flight deck gesturing wildly with semaphore flags. He then noticed an attractive young woman standing on top of a station wagon, also waving semaphore flags.

Always concerned about security and never having seen something like this, the Captain barked at his Bridge Signalman, "What message are those two people sending?" The Signalman concentrated intently and soon reported, "Sir, he is sending FOXTROT-FOXTROT and she is sending ECHO-FOXTROT."  Not having any clue as to what these messages could mean, the Captain dispatched an armed Marine to escort the sailor back to the Bridge.  The sailor arrived, out of breath from running up the many ladders to the bridge, and saluted smartly.

"Seaman Endicott reporting as ordered, sir!"

"Seaman," shouted the Captain, "Who is that woman on the pier and why are you exchanging signals FF and EF?"

"Sir, that's my wife, Sir, and she wants to eat first!"


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From: walSent: 1/16/2007 11:49 PM

MG,

As they say, "the second Bang is the door closing".

Wal


From: "MasterGunner" <[email protected]>
Reply-To: "The L1A1 Armourer" <[email protected]>
To: "The L1A1 Armourer" <[email protected]>
Subject: Echo Foxtrot
Date: Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:35:37 -0800

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From: MasterGunner

[MG Note: When I got this, I thought of Wes and his mates.  Stay safe guys.  You'll be homeward bound soon.]
 
The aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln was finally inching up to the pier at home port after a six month deployment when the Captain of the ship noticed a sailor on the flight deck gesturing wildly with semaphore flags. He then noticed an attractive young woman standing on top of a station wagon, also waving semaphore flags.

Always concerned about security and never having seen something like this, the Captain barked at his Bridge Signalman, "What message are those two people sending?" The Signalman concentrated intently and soon reported, "Sir, he is sending FOXTROT-FOXTROT and she is sending ECHO-FOXTROT."  Not having any clue as to what these messages could mean, the Captain dispatched an armed Marine to escort the sailor back to the Bridge.  The sailor arrived, out of breath from running up the many ladders to the bridge, and saluted smartly.

"Seaman Endicott reporting as ordered, sir!"

"Seaman," shouted the Captain, "Who is that woman on the pier and why are you exchanging signals FF and EF?"

"Sir, that's my wife, Sir, and she wants to eat first!"

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From: MSN Nicknameosta12Sent: 1/17/2007 10:09 PM
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>The aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln was finally inching up to the pier
>at home port after a six month deployment when the Captain of the ship
>noticed a sailor on the flight deck gesturing wildly with semaphore flags.
>He then noticed an attractive young woman standing on top of a station
>wagon, also waving semaphore flags.
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>Always concerned about security and never having seen something like this,
>the Captain barked at his Bridge Signalman, "What message are those two
>people sending?" The Signalman concentrated intently and soon reported,
>"Sir, he is sending FOXTROT-FOXTROT and she is sending ECHO-FOXTROT."  Not
>having any clue as to what these messages could mean, the Captain
>dispatched an armed Marine to escort the sailor back to the Bridge.  The
>sailor arrived, out of
>breath from running up the many ladders to the bridge, and saluted smartly.
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>"Seaman Endicott reporting as ordered, sir!"
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>"Seaman," shouted the Captain, "Who is that woman on the pier and why are
>you exchanging signals FF and EF?"
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>"Sir, that's my wife, Sir, and she wants to eat first!"
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From: MSN NicknameAndytheAussieSent: 1/18/2007 6:11 AM
You will need to remove yourself I believe mate, there is a link there at the bottom of the e-mail you get.
 
If not I will se what I can do.
 
Andy

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