A Mountie pulled a car over on the Trans Canada about 2 miles West of  Halifax. 
When the Mountie asked the driver why he was speeding, the  driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his  way to Digby to do a show that night at the Shrine Circus and didn't  want to be late. The Mountie told the driver he was fascinated by  juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he  wouldn't give him a ticket. 
The driver told the Mountie that he had  sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The  Mountie told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car  and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so  the Mountie got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.  While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the  patrol car. A drunk, good old boy,  from Alberta got  out and watched the performance briefly. He then went over to the  patrol car, opened the rear door & got in. The Mountie  observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened the door  and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied,  "You might as well take me to jail, cause there's no way I can  pass that test."