| Man and Woman Poem WOMAN'S POEM
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who wants to listen all day long.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs for more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows the right answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
and always be my very best friend.
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MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a bar, a golf course, a Ferrari dealership and loves to send
me fishing and hunting. This
doesn't rhyme and I
don't give a shit.
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