It’s the night of (Hostess name) party,
The guests are all here,
The magic of good times,
Soon will appear.

 

We’ve lots of goodies to show you tonight,
So let’s get the evening started off right.
Just listen and add up the points for your score,
We have fun, laughs, gifts and more.

 

If you are related to our Hostess give yourself two,
It sure is nice to get to meet you.
Friends and neighbors add 3 more,

Now listen carefully to increase your score.

All parents are special, on that we all agree,
For each of our children you can now add 3.

Add 1 point for each year you’ve been wed,
But take away 5 if you’re wearing red.

Add 5 because you’re special if you’re wearing pink,
But take away 10 for dirty dishes in the sink.

Were you on time, not a minute late?
Punctuality counts so give yourself 8.

If you kissed your husband or boyfriend add 12,
But into your personal life we must delve.
If you kissed them both you must subtract 20,
Because you’re in trouble and trouble plenty!

 

Now here is your chance to up your score,
There’s a 50 point bonus but what is it for?
The 50 point bonus goes to a VIP,
For having a party to help (Hostess name) and me.

 

Now add up your points,
And the one who is high,
Can find her way up to me,
To claim the prize.