Your hostess tonight will be the judge, but I'm the one who brought the fudge And all the other toppings too, to make a delicious dessert for you.
Now look at your bananas and give yourself 4 For having a banana with 10 spots or more.
Now if your banana's a vibrant green, give yourself a count of 16. And if yours is the longest one, give yourself 21.
But let's be kind to the one most short, and give her 10 points for being a sport. A yellow banana's the best to eat, it'll get you 10 points, which is a treat.
Now, if yours is bruised, softened or brown, Deduct 2 points. What a let down.
The one who has the longest stem, gives you easily another 10. But if your stem is tattered or broken, TAKE 2 points as a little token.
If it's a high score, you're looking for (and it is), BOOKING A SHOW gives you 30 points more.
Now count your points, and add up your score. The one with the most is what we're looking for! |