Bush to return to Crawford and "write a book"?

President Bush just proclaimed in an interview with ABC news that he plans to return to Crawford, Texas and "write a book" when his Presidency ends. With his limited linguistic skills and inability to think straight this may prove to be more difficult then anything he attempted to do in the White House. I wonder what it will be titled? Any ideas?

How about:

" Kill'n Iraqis....funner then spitt'n at pigs!"

" Cheney was MY bitch!"

" My 30,000 telephone calls with God!"

Got any?

Rose