Oh, I think not. While Carradine has much kung-fu expertise, Chuck is chock full of good old fashioned American Spirit.

Besides, if Uma Thurman could kick Carradine's ass, anybody could.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Speaking of, Chuck Norris.  I got up at the un-godly hour of

1:00 a.m. again.  I don't what has happened to my inner clock.

 

Anyway, I went back to bed for a nap with the t.v. on in the

bedroom for noise.  I woke up to Chuck kicking butt and

cradling this woman that one of the bad guys shot.  He held

her, and kissed her on the side of the mouth.

 

When I'm ready to die, please call Chuck!  Mabye, I need a

Chuck Norris medic alert bracelet.  "If I'm near death, don't

bother the priest, call Chuck."  Whata guy!  Strong, handsome,

and takes care of business.  Even if, you're on death's door,

call Chuck!  Did I mention, that Chuck kicks butt?

We're pretty sure Future Baby is the next Chuck. 20 weeks and already kicking! I got to watch him (did I mention we found out he's a boy today) for about a half-hour today on the sonogram thingy. He's already moving around like he wants out to play!

 

Maybe we'll name Future Baby "Chuck."

 

 

I think you should name it Kung Fu.

Maybe Chuck Fu?

 

Kung Norris?

Kung Pow.

 

 

Didn't Chuck kick his ass in "Lone Wolf McQuade"?

Oh, my yes.  Chuck kicked the living crap out of the grasshopper.

in reaql ife, norris would have no truble with carradine, norris is the former kumite american champion and even sparred with bruce lee back in the 1960s.  carradine is both uncoordinated, and obviously lacks norris s skills, no contest on screen or in the real world.  jerry

Carradine has done some serious drugs. I could probably kick his ass.