Since the Secret Service or whomever it is who provides security for the POTUS, has advised Barry Obama to toss his Blackberry for the next 4 years at least and possibly 8, and since in 4 years it will be so archaic that the www probably won't even allow it to enter, and in the spirit of change, out with the old and in with the new, Yes I Can, etc., I think it would be appropriate for Barry to give his Berry to the person who can best articulatly and eloquently state their reasons for deserving the Pres Elect's Electronic Device - Barry's Berry!
Please submit below your best shot at why you deserve to be given Barack's Blackberry: