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| | From:  emubobber1 (Original Message) | Sent: 10/31/2003 1:27 PM |
They say she strains it through her bloomers, when she has her
weekly tub
that's what kept her clients young and looking well
and she offers extra service you can't get at every pub
that's why we travel to drink with One-Eyed Nell.
At least three generations of lonely bushmen round about
have enjoyed her company out where girls are few,
She looks lovelier by the minute with her dentures or without
as you charge you batteries up on Nell's home brew.
She's prettier than an old ewe and she's even more discreet
no wives or neighbours know who her callers are
And all the district Grandads see her for their annual treat
She's caused eleven heart attacks so far.
She's as frisky as a filly, good humoured, full of fun
a kind big-hearted friend and good time girl,
Always ready for a party, it's the brew that keeps her young
We're all extremely fond of Oned-Eyed Nell
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