There once was a man
 Who drove a Van.
 His dog didn't have a pedigree.
 And if he had his say,
 It'd stay that way.
 Cuz' high class people lose their saniteeee.
 He'd take a Chevrolet
 Just any day...
 He don't won't no Mercedes Benz.
 And there's some redneck peeps he hangs out with.
 They're his good time buddies, they're his friends.
 *Dance's around*