It's a lovely morning here in Cheshire so far.....bit of a nip in the air....Autumn sneaking in...love it.

 

Me and my new lady are trying to establish who is top dog in our relationship and It looks like it isn't going to be me. She has filled my house with knickers and bras and perfumes and shoes. My fridge is creaking with all the 'Healthy' food she has crammed in there. There is stuff in there I have never heard of...lol  MANUKA honey.......never heard of it...sounds like a South American prostitute....but tastes very nice. She is changing my life completely and I have to say I am loving every minute of it. She is very special.

 

I have no car at the moment...it needed some tender loving care cause the brakes were knackered.....tender loving care is not cheap in a garage these days.....still,I can't complain...it's a very old car and has never let me down in the 4 years i have had it....APART FROM the steering went once on it and I turned the wheel to go one way and the car went the other but no one was hurt....apart from a laurel hedge!

 

My mum who is very old and if she lives a few more years will be getting a telegram from  Queen Victoria.....her telephone is messing about ... when she calls me and I answer she can't hear me cause she is deaf and the phone volume is not working properly and it is causing problems. Last night she called me and I answered but yet again she couldn't hear me...three times in 30 mins she did this and each time the swear words she was using just as she put the phone down were not the kind a son should hear from his mother!! lol  Soooooooo i shot round to her house....well having got no car I limped round at great speed and arrived soaked  having been caught in a heavy shower en route. Her first words were.....well....she wanted me to speak up when answering the phone but she prettied up the words a bit.

Soooo after I got control of the conversation I asked what the huge problem was...what had got her so fired up as to have to call me up 3 times sounding like the world was to end very very shortly.......

' I need 3 onions next time you go to Asda' she said ' I can't function without onions in the house!' 

 

The sun has just gone in and a huge cloud has arrived,,,,,,,,more rain i think....

 

have a lovely day all

 

mick