Hi Crazy Friends, I wouldn't bore you with our fetish about how to grow these melons again. Just want to show you that we are as serious as ever this year. The plants are taking over the conservatory, even my art preparation table!. Last years - many melons disintegrated with my husband's Poisonous Liquid Gold (he got up in the dark of night and pissed on them!) and His Squeeze of Death! So this year I want to declare a WARNING from her indoors:-
"STOP PISSING ON THEM AND GET YOUR GRUBBY HANDS OFF THEM!"
If there is walking Handless Eunuch about in the Autumn, you know who he is!!!!!!!!!
Lily with fingers crossed and hopes she can control her Man this year! 
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