How I love dressing up,

For those expensive nights out,

Being with rich toffees for a while,

And loving their lifestyle,

For they drink black coffee,

And talk of money matters,

The economy and the suchlike,

But some of the women,

Are bitches that bite,

But I don't mind,

Because I can't be bothered to waste my time,

With women like that,

Who have nothing better to do than gossip,

It really is low and petty,

And I just want to be happy and pretty,

And spend time with those gentlemen,

Who know how to treat a woman right,

Unlike those male workers,

Who spend their nights in public houses,

Coming home drunk,

Only to beat their wives,

I am glad not to live that lifestyle,

And am glad to at least spend a little while,

With those rich toffees,

Drinking delicious red wine,

Having a divine time,

And sipping strong black coffee,

To wake themselves of the night time.