So.  Hot. Losing the will to type. Lost about 2 stone in bodily fluid. Every cloud has a silver lining - if I could just make it to my scales without having a drink before heat exhaustion gets me!

 

Don't know why I'm writing this - must be garlic breath induced delirium.  No really, breath so strong at the moment a parliamentary lobby's out discussing re-classifying it.

 

Can't stroke cat without looking like a public health warning for 'self love' Well they say it makes you're palms hairy!

 

I feel like a slug trail.    Eeeeeew