Native Funneee, Eh?
Two young Navajo boys were bragging about how fast their Fathers are. One stands tall and boasts, 'My Dad is so fast that he can shoot a deer with an arrow and get to it before it drops to the ground! 'The
second boy says, 'Wow that is fast', then says 'Well my Dad works for the Navajo Tribe and he's so fast that he gets off work at five and he's home at four-thirty!'
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Why did 'ch'izii gurl' keep looking back over her shoulder when she crossed the Boarding School football field? Becuz the sprinklers came on and they were going.....'Shhhht, Shhhht, Shhhht...'
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A skin dies and goes to heaven... he's sitting outside the gates of heaven with a black guy, an oriental guy, and a white guy. God's voice booms out, 'All you guys, from the darkest to the lightest, run off the
edge of the cloud, make a wish and you will become it! The black runs and jumps off the cloud. He says, 'Condor!' He becomes a majestic condor. The skin runs, jumps, and says 'Eagle!' And he flies away as a beautiful eagle. The oriental guy runs, jumps, says 'Dragon!' Then flies away as the strange, powerful creature. The white guy runs, slips, falls off the cloud and yells 'Oh S**T!'
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Four men gather on the top of a 30-story building: an East Indian, a Jamaican, an American Indian and a White Man. The East Indian guy says 'This is for my people!' and he jumps off. The Jamaican says 'This
is for my people!' and jumps off. The American Indian says 'This is for my people!' and pushes the White Man off.
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A Navajo guy is sitting at a bus stop with two old anglo men. The first Anglo guy says, 'Hey Herb, where you going for vacation this year?' Herb tells him, 'I'm going to Montana to fish this year.'The first guy looks at him and exclaims, 'What you want to go there fer? They ain't nothin but a bunch of damned Indians up there..' Herb then says, 'Well, where you goin? 'The first guy says, 'I'm going to Arizona and soak up some sun!' Herb looks at him and yells, 'You moron, there's nothing but a bunch of Indians in Arizona!' Then the little Navajo guy speaks up and comments, 'Why don't you both just go to hell! There's no Indians there.'
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Anglos have BC and AD to measure time. Native people have the
five BC's to measure time
Before Columbus
Before Custer
Before Commodity
Before Casino s
Before Costner
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