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REASONS WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
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A guitar has a volume knob
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If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $79 for a new one
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You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to
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You can unplug a guitar
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You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more
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Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset
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You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested
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You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care
9. You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg.
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If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can return it
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You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar
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If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set
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You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking
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If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required
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You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free
16. It's good to have a guitar that's stretched out.
17. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
18. You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.
19. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.
20. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.
21. A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it. BOB UPTH NORTH.......
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