Aries (March 21 - April 19) Yogurt day today. Did you know that some "natural remedies" books recommend squishing yogurt (the kind with active cultures) in your hair, to relieve dandruff? You should give it a try.
Good day to begin making a monster costume. Be sure to make it nice and comfy, since you will discover that you actually enjoy lounging around in it.
Remember: One tiddles one's winks, not vice versa. Winking one's tiddles would be crude, and is illegal in some states.
You will be struck by an odd thought, today. Fortunately it will be only a glancing blow, and will do little actual damage.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Someone will turn a cold shoulder to you, and your feelings will be hurt. You'll get even by turning a tepid elbow to them, later. Just don't let it escalate to the blazing ankles stage, is all.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Good time to get your finances in order. Luckily, in your case that simply means putting the one dollar bills in front of the fives, in your wallet.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You just need to start believing in yourself. Try getting other people to clap their hands, if they believe in you.
You will be tickled without mercy, today. Oddly, you will not be able to see your assailant.
You will unearth a small stone figurine, while digging in a garden. If you set it on your television and put a small bowl of fruit in front of it, those unsightly warts should clear up in a week or two.
Today you will suddenly realise how sensuous pudding can be. This will mark a turning point in your life.
Stinky feet day, today. Don't go to a Japanese restaurant.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Today is an especially bad day to try something new involving explosives. Try to keep a low profile.
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