Aries (March 21 - April 19) Stay home today, with the curtains drawn and the door locked. Trust me on this one.
Your incisors will seem to be getting longer today, and you will find sunlight hurts your eyes. Probably just a cold, and nothing to worry about.
Someone will try to give you an egg salad sandwich today. Refuse them. Be polite, yet firm.
Today you will uncover a conspiracy, involving leaf-blowers and other noisy and completely pointless garden equipment.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Good day to begin construction of a labyrinth. Everybody loves a labyrinth.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Excellent day to be expansive and benevolent. It will make people worry.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Good day to let your imagination soar. Tomorrow: imagining you're sore.
You are sad about an upcoming event, but can do nothing about it. Try knitting -- people say it's wonderfully relaxing.
You will be hired as a cook/housekeeper for 7 extremely short gentlemen, who all live together. Stay away from apples, for a while.
Do not leave home without a ball of twine, today. You won't actually need it, but it'll make you feel better to be prepared.
Your slogan for the week should be "Carpe Dium", or "Sieze the Day!". Once you sieze it, give it a good shake, just to prove you mean business.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) This is a good time to start becoming a connosieur. You have to take that one thing at a time, though - e.g. nobody is going to become a wine connosier overnight. Start with something that's fun to say. Pumpernickel, for example.
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