Aries (March 21 - April 19) Today you will be invited to go on a 3 hour boat tour, which you think will be lots of fun. It may last longer than you expect...
Excellent day, today. Unless today is your 15th birthday, of course, in which case you're destined to have a particularly embarassing episode involving a cat and an argyle sock.
Not a good time to discuss sauerkraut. At least not if you value your friendships, and your sanity.
This week you will angrily tell someone that you are more than just a name and a number! You are also punctuation!
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Good time to get involved in the Fiber Arts. Why not see what you can do with Metamucil?
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Another one of those excruciatingly boring meetings today. Try to liven things up by summoning one of the people back from the dead.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Avoid alternative music, today. Also, try to find what's making that nasty smell in the fridge, before it gets worse.
You will think of something hysterically funny, but not have anyone to tell it to.
Excellent day to pretend to have various infirmities. Pretending to have a hunchback is my personal favorite, and is often favorably combined with a drooling problem.
Absolutely marvelous day to complain, grumble, gripe, or whine. Remember: if you're going to do something, do it well.
Excellent day, today. Unless today is your 15th birthday, of course, in which case you're destined to have a particularly embarassing episode involving a cat and an argyle sock.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) So, you've decided to have children. Congratulations! You, er, do know that giving birth has been somewhat unfavorably compared to pushing a flaming log through your nostril? Just thought I'd mention that.
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