Aries (March 21 - April 19) Good day to review what you know about hamsters. I think that's all I should really say, except possibly that it's often considered impolite to see how much food you can pack into your cheeks, when dining out.
Today you will take comfort in the thought that Jesus loves you, particularly since nobody else likes you very much.
Today you will find a bumper sticker that truly defines your sentiments. It will say "Buy More Socks!."
You will begin a bitter and drawn-out battle with a gopher. You don't stand a chance.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You might have that mole on your back checked out. It may actually be a gopher.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Better have that spot checked out by a doctor. Sure it may look benign, but sometimes those carpet stains can spread.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) An old nickname will surface today, much to your dismay, "Giggles".
Today you will be either snug as a bug in a rug, or smug as a thug on a drug. Hard to say for sure.
Excellent time to take up weasel ranching. Or at least to claim that's what you do, at parties.
You will discover a secret about the Spice Girls - most of them can't tell Cumin from Coriander. In fact, some of them are vague about whether Black and Red Pepper come from different types of plants. You will quite sensibly decide to avoid going to their place for dinner.
After an exciting trip to Jackson Hole, Wyoming, you'll come up with a secret plan that will occupy you for many years to come. Yes - your very own Hole.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) It's time to get a new perspective on your job. Try to think of work as a great big funhouse. Just without the fun.
Love & Hugs,
AngelBear7042