In case you all don't have a clear picture of just how stupid I am by now, let me tell you another Young Mother story. When my firstborn started to school, he came home the first day with a little flat tin can. On the lid was a piece of masking tape that said "Worms" I dug up two worms for him and put them in the can, and sent them back to school the next day. That afternoon, he came home with another little flat tin can...........same thing on the lid, "worms". I asked him what happened to the two we sent the day before, and he said they must have died. So..........next morning, I waited til I saw the school bus coming down the street, and I dug up two fresh worms and put them in the tin, and covered them with a little dirt. Got a note from the school that afternoon, carefully explaining to me that the tin was for a specimen from my son, so he could be tested for pinworms. (I told them they should have talked to Dr. Culpepper about me!) |