BUD Inc.

RISSSSSSSE!!!!

“Again we rise�?by Lamb of God screams out over the speakers, the crowd erupts as a series of spotlights fitted into the base of the stage ramp kick in; as this occurs, the lighting rig above the arena cuts out. This is Kryptt’s cue to step out onto the stage. With only the stage spotlights now providing illumination, Kryptt’s seven foot tall shadow appears to bleed all the way down the steel ramp, prowling like a malevolent spirt as the monstrous New Yorker finally reaches his desired destination, the foot of the ring. Bellows of smoke envelope the squared circle with a corona of mist as Kryptt arrives. Kryptt casually steps over the top rope and strikes a crucifix pose. The four turnbuckles explode with a series of impressive pyrotechnics to coincide with his arrival. The lights above return as the Kryptt surveys the crowd.

Lily: From the Bronx, New York... Kryptt

Mark - To think this guy had to audacity to ask for the Hell in a Cell cage to be lowered down for this match. The guy actually thinks he can demand things and yet Syck didn't think this match was big enough for a cell to be lowered down.

Kristin - The guy that has always liked taking beatings wants a regular match?

Mark - My shock exactly.

The lights in the arena go out, they turn pitch red, and two F's surrounded by an Omega Symbol appear in the middle of the ring.. The crowd begins to boo as they recognize the symbolic logo of the bastard of all bastards. The speakers begin to whisper the sound of the woman's voice repeating the same sentence over and over again...

Woman's Voice: "The whole thing I think its sic, The whole thing I think its sic, The whole thing I think its sic...

Finally, the drums blast right away and Corey's voice echoes throughout the arena as well as the crowd with: HERE COMES THE PAIN!!! "Sic" by Slipknot goes off throughout the arena and right away the middle of the crowd begin to mosh. Syck finally makes his way out through the curtains with an Assholish smile on his face, he looks around the arena, and extends his arms wondering why the crowd continues to boo this man in a selfishly manner. Syck makes his way down the steel ramp, he climbs the ring apron keeping an eye out on his opponent. Syck gets inside the ring, he takes one look at his opponent, turns around to climb the turnbuckle to do his trademark Asshole Pose to the crowd. Syck raises his hands in the air, gets down, and stares at Kryptt face to face.

Lily: His opponent, from North Highlands, California... SYCK!

Syck backs away from the 6 foot 10 and a half man known as Kryptt. Both are ready to set it off as they lock-up. Syck pushes Kryptt into the ropes, irish whips him to the other side of the ropes, and on Kryptts way back, Syck tries to deliver a super kick but Kyrptt is able to grab a hold of it, spins it around, and gets him in a chokehold. Kryptt tries to lift him up, but Syck kicks Kryptt in the gut before he can even lift him. Syck kicks Kryptt in the gut again and delivers a ddt. Syck holds on to Kryptt, lifts him up, wraps his hands around Kryptt's arms, and delivers a double arm ddt.

Mark - This could be it. The Syckness is coming.

Syck holds on to the arms of Kryptt, picks him back up, and slowly turns him around as he is about to do a hangman's neckbreaker but Kryptt pushes Syck into the ropes. Syck comes back and Kryptt lifts him up by his waist and hits a spinebuster on the mat and followed by the cover... 1...2...KICK OUT!

Kristin - Syck may be 40 years old but he's still fast around the ring.

Mark - Just a little bit rusty.

Kryptt picks up Syck, grabs a hold of him from behind, and tries to hit a german suplex but Syck elbows Kryptt on the face. Syck lifts Kryptt up for a pendelum backbreaker into a jumping leg drop on the back of Kryptts head. Syck immidiately goes for the cover... 1...2...KICK OUT!

Kristin - Is that frustration I see in Syck's eyes?

Mark - I never seen that before.

Syck lifts up Kryptt and hits a side russian leg sweep. He covers again...1..2..KICK OUT! Syck picks up Kryptt, kicks him in the gut, but Krpytt immidiately pushes Syck's leg out of the way and runs to the ropes. Kryptt comes back as Syck turns around and Kryptt hits a running lariat on Syck and follows it up with the cover... 1...2..KICK OUT! Kryptt grabs Syck by his hair, sets him up between his legs, lifts him up half way and hits a cradle piledriver.

Kristin - OH NO!

Mark - Something is definitely wrong here.

Kristin - Well Syck is definitely getting owned here.

Kryptt doesn't cover. Instead he waits for Syck to slowly get up as he wraps his hands around Syck's waist from behind and hits a release german suplex. Syck seems out of it as he is writhing his stomach in pain. Kryptt looks on as Syck is hurt and he begins to smile.

Mark - That's it. I dont think Syck can hold on any longer.

Kryptt immidiately lifts up Syck, hits a few chops, followed by a few stiff kicks to the ropes. He irish whips him, Syck comes back, and Kryptt immidiately grabs Syck by his throat as he does a spinning body slam on the mat.

Mark - Helter Skelter on Syck.

Kryptt goes for the cover...1...2...3.

Kristin - Its over before the match even began.

Kryptt raises his hand in the air as he looks down at the body of Syck who is in pain. He smiles as he walks to the outside of the ring, looks under it, and takes out a sledgehammer wrapped in barbwire.

Mark - Oh wow... Is he going to end it here?

Kristin - Put Syck out of his misery so he wont compete anymore.

Mark - The Alpha is about to definitely destroy the Omega.

Kryptt brings the sledgehammer into the ring and looks down at Syck as he is about to hit him with it... but... just like that. The lights in the arena go out.

Kristin - What the hell?

Mark - Take it from somebody that's been doing commentary for years. This part of the show where the lights go out is actually good.

Kristin - Can we turn them back on?

Mark - Just as soon as... there it goes... OH MY GOD!

Kristin - ITS HIM!

Kryptt turns around and is met with a superkick to the jaw.

Mark - I been wanting to see this my entire life... SPARROWNATOR!!!

Sparrow looks down at Kryptt who rolls out of the ring and holds on to his jaw while Sparrow helps out Syck who is holding on to his head. Both Syck and Sparrow look on as Kryptt backs away still feeling like the winner anyway as he goes back not taking his eyes off of Sparrow.

Mark - What the hell does this mean? The return of Asshole Inc?

Kristin - It means that Sparrow is back in BUD. But for how long?

- Match 6 -

Jake Frost vs Leaky Format©

BUDvision Championship Bout

Upon returning from a brief break of interviews and recaps Rage and Retribution continues with a video promoting the next match between Jake Frost and the Budvision Champion, Leaky Format, after the airing of the video the fans inside the arena as with those watching at home sees the fiberglass cell being lowered. As it stops about mid-way Lily slightly bends under the cell as she enters the ring.

Lily: The following contest is a Waterfalls Match for the Budvision Championship!

Mark - Kristin, you ready to witness your first Leaky Format match?

Kristin - So the rules of this match is to climb the ladder and unhook the title. Every five minutes there will be water falling in from the rafters. And each five minutes it will get hotter.

Mark - I thought we explained this already.

Kristin - Its been a crazy night, people are already doing something else.

Lily: Introducing first the challenger.

The lights in the arena go out, and a few of them fade up to a deep blue. The Budvision comes to life with white, blue, black, and silver images of Jake Frost and the phrase "Iconic." "Fuck Authority" begins to blare over the house p.a. system, the fans start to cheer as the music hits full blast.

"Let's Go Frosty!"
Clap, Clap Clap-clap-clap
"Let's Go Frosty!"
Clap, Clap Clap-clap-clap

Blue and white pyros explode from the entryway and runs down the ramp-way, then exploding the turnbuckles with white pyros, and as the smoke starts to clear Jake Frost emerges from the crowd. Kendo stick in hand, he makes his way through, much like the Sandman in his ECW days. The fans are going nuts grabbing his arm and making sure they get on TV. Frost stops to admire a sign that reads "Jake Frost = BUD!" He smiles and points the kendo stick at the fan, and then hops the guard rail, ducks under the cell and slides belly first in the ring. He stands up and flashes the cameras in the arena, video and still alike, his million dollar smile. He places the kendo stick in the corner, and takes off his leather jacket, and waits for the match to begin.

Kristin - I never thought I would say this, but damn that Jake Frost is hot.

Mark - No pun intended right?

Before Lily could speak again she is interrupted by Leaky’s First Cousin, Chilly who has a microphone of his own.

Mark - Oh what the hell now?

Chilly: I’ll take over from here thank you!

Kristin - Who is this guy?

Mark - That's Leaky's first cousin, Chilly, he just won the GWE Midwest Heavyweight title earlier in the night. For those that didn't catch it, I assure you all you didn't miss a thing. Or you can always wait til Thursdays to catch Chaos Theory and Ernie Schivone will explain everything.

Lily shrugs as she exit’s the ring and walks under the cell. The crowd express their feelings towards Chilly who continues with the introduction of the next challenger in the match.

Chilly: Yes, Yes, Yawl! Your very own dreams and yours too Jake, are most definitely fulfilled. So just do your very own body a favor, get up and get ill as always. Because who you are about to see will remain intact walking into this match. So Jake, Portland, the World…I present to you…The Epitome of Greatness, Your Budvision Champion! Lee Kay Four Mat!

Kristin - Is this what rappers call the hype man?

Mark - Yeah.

Chilly steps off to the side as the lights dim while the beginning of “Crown Royal�?plays. Pyros erupts as Leaky Format appears on the stage with the Budvision Championship drape across his black and white body suit. He struts cockily to the ring in the mist of the jeers the fans are giving him. The Champ ducks under the cell and slides in the ring. As he hands the referee the belt who attaches it to the hook as it is raised thirteen feet above them. The ref slides out the ring and on the outside of the cell as it finishes lowering.

Mark - The sooner this match is over the better. And I know my boy Jake Frost is not going to disappoint tonight.

The chants for Jake are loud and the boos for Leaky are clear. They do a double collar-lock trying to get the advantage, which went to Jake since he is taller as he tosses Leaky across the ring to a huge cheer. Leaky plays it off and nods at Jake, the Champ then slides out the ring and starts looking for a ladder just as he pulls one out.

Mark - The first set of water just came crashing down upon them!

Kristin - Now I get to see what a wet t-shirt looks like on guys!

Mark - Dont get mad in the next few weeks for Battle of the Bytches when I request one for the girls.

Leaky places the ladder on the ring but meets it face first as Jake slide it into Leaky’s face. Jake then sets the ladder up and begins to take the first climb. Leaky recovers in time as Jake is mid-way upon the ladder. Leaky runs into the ladder knocking it down as well as Jake. The two begin to exchange a series of fists, chops, and arm drags only to get soaked again as the next five minutes of water falls.

Mark - Its now getting harder for both wrestlers to climb the ladder as their feet are wet .

Kristin - A slip and slide ladder match huh?

Leaky whips Jake into the ropes and follows up with a leaky heart breaker. Leaky then lands two consecutive knee shots to Jake’s ribs. Leaky then takes the ladder and drops it on Jake as five more minutes of water falls. Slipping as he gets to his feet left a open for Leaky but the Champ couldn’t capitalize with the wet down because he slip in a puddle of water and Jake responded with a huge clothesline.

Kristin: That should be enough for Jake to win the match!

Mark: Jake is too iconic to remember how to win a match!

Jake goes for the ladder but has a little trouble keeping it balance on the water underneath as Leaky pushes Jake into the ladder. Leaky hit’s a rolling thunder splash on Jake and gets splash for real when more water drops. Leaky lifts Jake who pokes Leaky in the eyes then slides him out of the ring. Jake then follows behind Leaky and tries to drown the Champ’s face first into the water. Leaky barely low blows Jake as the challenger counters by picking the Champ up and tossing him into the glass twice.

Kristin: Looks like the extreme Icon is turning this into his favor.

Mark: I still say Leaky’s in control of this match!

More water falls as both men trades a series of reversals and counters with Jake sending Leaky into the turnbuckles. Jake then places the ladder in the front of Leaky and dropkicks the ladder into the Champ. Leaky slumps a little in the corner. Jake quickly gets another ladder as more water falls, hotter, which snaps Leaky out in time to see Jake climbing up the ladder. Leaky quickly shakes the ladder causing Jake to slide down a few steps. Leaky then starts climbing up the other side but stops briefly as more water falls. Both men lets go and falls as the water burned their hands on the all steel ladder. Leaky and Jake again exchange counters and reversals that again saw Jake sending the Champ face first into fiber glass.

Kristin: Leaky is busted open!

Mark: This is one risky match!

Jake gets another ladder from under the ring and uses it as a weapon wailing it upon Leaky’s back. The Leak Guards appears and starts banging on the cell getting Jake’s attention. Just then Captain Anarchy appears as well with some locals and chase the Leak Guards away. The distraction enable Leaky to get back in to the match. Mark and Kristin comments about the performance both men are giving into this first ever match of its kind. With the crowd firmly behind Jake Frost, the Champ, silence them for a brief using the fall of the water as his aide and drop kicks the ladder. Both men and the ladder are down Jake takes off his shirt and shows the hot burn marks Leaky struggles to get up but both men returns back exchanging fists shots while climbing the ladder. As the both gets near the top, water falls, one slips and then the bell rings!

Mark: OH MY GOD!

Kristin: Your favorite wrestler just won this match.

Mark - YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

Lily: Here is your winner... and still BUDvision Champion, LEAKY FORMAT!

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"This Moment" by Disturbed

Camera's fade in on Mark Hellion who is headbanging to Disturbed while his guest co-host, Kristin Holt, is raising the rock sign with her fingers. The camera zooms in on the crowd who are also enjoying Disturbed's song as some of them are jumping up and down while others are just headbanging. Some of them are raising their signs up in the air for their favorite wrestler while others are saying that their least favorite suck. Ladies and gentlemen, it must be BUD's ppv once again. The Rage & Retribution logo appears on the BUDvision and pyros hit the arena in Portland, Oregon as we go back to Mark Hellion and Kristin Holt.

Mark - Its so damn good to be back in the states! This crowd knows how to party!

Kristin - AWESOME!

Mark - Hello everyone, welcome to Rage & Retribution. We are your hosts for this evening, im as always Mark Hellion and next to me is Kirstin Holt who is hopefully the replacement for Jack Shephard because I seriously doubt I want Kevin Pierce next to me again.

Kristin - Hi everyone.

Mark - So we have a great ppv line-up for tonight. Leaky Format will be defending his BUDvision championship in a Waterfalls match against Jake Frost.

Kristin - What the hell is a waterfalls match?

Mark - Well, its simple really...

Mark Hellion scrambles around his paper work and cant find the description for it.

Mark - Dude, I have no idea honestly. Its just one of those crazy things that Leaky comes up with out of the blue and we dont understand it. Kristin, hopefully you'll get used to his shenanigans and we wont have to describe it.

Kristin - He's just a random kind of guy huh?

Mark - Wait a minute. Im getting word here... okay. so its basically. WHAT? So, they are going to fight inside of a fiber glass. The BUDvision title will be suspended 15 feet in the air. In order to win you have to climb the ladder and unhook the belt. Is that it? WHAT? Okay, so here's the twist. Every five minutes water will fall inside the structure and each time it falls, the water will get hotter. So once it reaches its boiling point, you have no choice but to scramble on up there.

Kristin - Im still confused.

Mark - Get used to it. I been working here for several years and I still dont get him.

Kristin - Lets just tell these lovely fans what else they bought Rage & Retribution for.

Mark - Good idea Kristin! Not only this match folks, but we also have Syck coming back from his retirement to face the 7 foot monster, Kryptt.

Kristin - As well as the up and comer Andrew Bradford taking on the legendary whorish queen Gypsy for a shot at the Franchise title. Will Andrew continue to be new hot sensation or will Gypsy end up facing her tag team partner, Misery, who is also in a match against Taio.

Mark - In an epic battle of evil vs... well... evil. Pyretta Blaze will wage war against the man that ended the lives of both Midnight and Ravyn Crow. Earlier this month, controversy surrounded as the cops were called to investigate this murder and the number 1 suspect on the list was Karime Atora. But in the end, it was their number 1 enemy, Joachim Armster who destroyed them. Now Pyretta is looking for revenge as we have installed security cameras all over the Blood Manor.

Kristin - Lets not forget our two double main event matches. The Bytch title is being defended by White Trash against the wiccan force, Karime Atora. This match should be one for the history books as both have stopped at nothing to make sure they end up being number 1.

Mark - And finally! Straight up rematch from last month. Drew Stevenson vs Kevin Sane 2 for the BUD Heavyweight Championship. Kevin Sane, the student defeated Drew Stevenson, the teacher, last month at Vendetta. During the whole Lethal Lottery fiasco to determine the Ultimate Tag Team Champions, Drew Stevenson showed his aggressive side and nearly took out Kevin Sane for good as well as his career. Tonight, both of them will square off for the second time. Will the student outshine the teacher or will the teacher give the student a lesson in respect?

- Match 1 -

El Lunatico vs Captain Anarchy
Stips: Broken Glass/Barbwire Bout
THC Championship Bout

Lily: The following contest is for the THC Championship!

"El Mariachi" by Antonio Banderas y Los Lobos plays while Mr. Estrada makes his way out to the ring with his client, El Lunatico. They step in the ring and Mr. Estrada claps his hands as El Lunatico gets on the top rope looking confused at the crowd.

Lily: In the ring at this time, from Tijuana, Mexico... EL LUNATICO!

The lights go out completely, and slowly fade up to a deep red. As "Captain Anarchy" starts to play over the arena's p.a system, a burst of bright red pyro goes off. The Cap'n steps into view and makes a b-line for the ring, ready to fight El Lunatico. As he gets to the ring, before getting inside, he throws both hands in the air as more pyro explodes from the corner posts. He then grabs ahold of the top rope and pulls himself up, and steps over to the inside with his THC belt still around his waist.

Mark - Kristin, we are about to see a straight up high flying lucha libre fight.

Kristin - I've been to Mexico, I know what they do.

Both men step forward and the bell rings. They lock-up and immidiately El Lunatico tries to do an arm drag but the Captain is too big for El Lunatico to lift him up. Instead, Captain Anarchy grabs the neck of El Lunatico, lifts him in the air, and chokeslams him on the mat. The Captain immidiately goes for the cover... 1...2..KICK OUT! The Captain picks up El Lunatico, irish whips him to the ropes, El Lunatico comes back and The Captain raises his leg for a big boot but El Lunatico ducks it, gets behind the Captain and knife edge chops him on his back. Lunatico turns the Captain around and delivers another knife edge chop to the Captain's chest. Lunatico pushes the Captain to the ropes and whips him to the other and as the Captain comes back, Lunatico double drop kicks him in the face to try and take him down. El Lunatico stands up and looks at the Captain who is shaking it off. El Lunatico runs to the ropes and tries to hit another double drop kick to the face but he once again just shakes it off. El Lunatico goes for another double drop kick and is another fail as the Captain shakes it off.

Mark - What the hell does Lunatico have to do to finish him off?

Kristin - Look for weapons, this is a THC match.

El Lunatico jumps out of the ring, grabs a chair nearby, slides back in the ring. El Lunatico folds the chair and slams it on the back of the Captain who writhes in pain. El Lunatico waits for the opportunity to strike as The Captain turns around and El Lunatico slams the chair over his massive head leaving a dent on the chair.

Kristin - The Captain is still standing!

El Lunatico is frustrated as he drops the chair, kicks the Captain in the gut, and sets him up between his legs. El Lunatico tries to pick up the Captain but he is 200 lbs. heavier than El Lunatico who gets back tossed. El Lunatico immidiately gets up, turns around, and watches as the Captain is running after him at full speed. However El Lunatico slides out of the ring and starts yelling in spanish at the crowd.

Mark - Is the Captain going up?

Kristin - MAKE IT HAPPEN CAPTAIN!

Captain Anarchy gets on the top rope, jumps off of it, and hits a Suicide Dive Splash on to El Lunatico who happened to turn around at that moment.

Mark - OH MY GOD!

Kristin - I think El Lunatico is dead!

Mark - I think both of them are dead! A man that size does not need to jump off of the top rope!

Crowd: HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT

Captain Anarchy gets up, grabs El Lunatico off the ground, picks him up, and hits an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex on the outside. El Lunatico writhes in pain as his back is hurting from what he just went through. Captain Anarchy looks under the ring and takes out a table. He sets it up on the outside between the ring apron and the guardrail and walks over to pick up El Lunatico who is still hurting. The Captain picks up El Lunatico by his mask and throws him back on the ring apron. He lifts him up for a crucifix and as he goes down he hits a piledriver through the table.

Kristin - THAT HAS GOT TO HURT!

Mark - That right there was straight out of The Captain's Cookbook #42!

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Kristin - This has got to be the best start of a ppv ever!

Mark - And it looks like El Lunatico is bleeding now.

The Captain picks up El Lunatico, throws him inside the ring, and waits in the corner as he watches El Lunatico start to slowly get up. He turns around and The Captain hits a Goldberg style spear on him.

Mark - RIOT CONTROL!

Kristin - I dont think The Captain is done toying with him.

Mark - He could win this match right now.

The Captain raises his hands in the air as he lifts up El Lunatico, whips him to the ropes, and The Captain goes to the ropes as well. El Lunatico comes back and The Captain hits him with a running shoulder tackle to the outside.

Mark - THUNDERRRRRRRRRRDOOOOOMEEEEE!!!

Kristin - MY GOD! I think El Lunatico is dead now!

The Captain smiles as he looks down at the fallen Lunatico, lifts him up for one more move as he drives his middle finger into a cut throat motion. He lifts up El Lunatico and hits a powerbomb but keeps holding on to him. He hits another powerbomb and keeps holding on to him as well. He finally lifts him up over his shoulders and hits a Death Valley Bomb and pins him. 1...2...3. Its over.

Mark - My god! That was the best opening match I have ever seen.

Kristin - Not bad for someone who is on Chaos Theory.

"Captain Anarchy" by Anti-Flag hits the speakers and The Captain raises his hands in the air as well as the THC belt as he wraps it around his waist. He gets out of the ring and out of the carnage he just made with El Lunatico who is being looked at by EMT's and walks out towards the back.

- Match 2 -

Pyretta Blaze vs Joachim Armster
Stips: Blood Manor Duel of Death: The rules to this match is that they fight to the death inside BLOOD MANOR. Joachim must die if he loses.

Mark - For this next match, we decided to install cameras inside the manor. So all of you will get to see the epic battle unfold as well as we will.

Kristin - From what I understand, its starting right now. Go to it.

Pyretta Blaze vs Joachim Armster fight

Mark - What was that?

Kristin - What the hell happened to the cameras?

Mark - I been waiting for this since I heard it was going to happen. Lets get our BUD cameras in there, I better see a dead body or else im going to be pissed.

Kristin - Can we get a view from a different side of the manor?

Mark - Okay, for those that were just as clueless as I was. We saw her raise the sword to strike him and we saw him shield the blow... but then it cut off!

Kristin - Okay, look, there... She's coming down the stairs with the sword full of blood. But we have yet to see a body.

Mark - Are we gonna have to send a crack team of CSI in there to investigate? We were told this battle was going to be the end of it. Is Joachim dead or alive is now the question.

Kristin - We will keep you updated on the condition of this matter.

- Match 3 -

Taio vs Misery©
Stips: Non-Title Bout

Mark - Up next is either do or die for Taio.

Kristin - Misery will be facing Taio and his future in BUD. If Taio loses this match, he is headed to Chicago to compete on Chaos Theory.

Mark - But if Taio wins, he gets a shot at the Franchise title in two weeks.

Heart of a Champion plays over the sound system and Taio walks out. He stands at the top of the entrance and looks down on the ring. He begins to walk forwards slapping a few hands before standing in front of the apron. Taio jumps on the apron and frontflips over the ropes. He makes his way from turnbuckle to turnbuckle raising up one arm each time. As he's done rounding the ring, he stops dead center and waits.

Lily: In the ring at this time, from Monmouth, New Jersey! TAIO!!!

The lights suddenly go dark without any sense of warning as "Ex's and Oh's" by Atreyu begins to play over the pa system. Two figures come through the black curtain. As the lights slowly raise, you see Misery walking down the ramp, slowly followed by his manager, Lady Andromeda. They both hop onto the apron and flip over the top rope. Misery goes to a corner and hops on it, to get the crowd roaring, while Lady Andromeda claps for him. Misery then hops off and goes to the corner, staring up at Taio.

Lily: His opponent, he is the current Franchise champion, MISERY!

Mark - Both of these men are high flyers and can take it to outside in an instant.

Kristin - But I must say that Lady Andromeda is the wild card here. She might get involved and she might not.

The bell rings and both Taio and Misery are circling the ring. They both lock-up but Misery gets the quick advantage by wrapping Taio in a headlock. Taio pushes Misery into the ropes, Misery comes back, and Taio hits a shoulder block. Misery falls down hard on his back and Taio goes to the other ropes. Taio comes back and Misery jumps up in the air as Taio continues to run to the ropes. Taio comes back and Misery tries to hit an arm drag but Taio lands on his feet and goes for a clothesline but Misery ducks it, Misery goes to the ropes, and Taio turns around to get hit in the face by a double drop kick.

Mark - The Tears of Misery!

Kristin - My god! Such impact on that kick!

Mark - I think this just may have slowed down the match.

Misery picks up Taio and hits a snap suplex followed by the cover...1..2...KICK OUT!

Mark - Its too early for this match to be over with.

Misery picks up Taio and slams him near the ropes. He stands near Taio, jumps up, and hits a moonsault. Misery immidiately gets up, jumps on the top rope, and hits a springboard moonsault. Misery once again jumps up, jumps on the top turnbuckle, jumps off of it, and hits a 450 Leg Drop on Taio.

Mark - The Houston Hangover!

Kristin - Im impressed with the elevation of Misery. He did all of this in just under a minute.

Misery goes for the cover again... 1...2...KICK OUT! Misery picks up Taio, whips him to the corner of the ring, and goes after Taio for a splash but Taio moves out of the way. Misery hits the turnbuckle and Taio runs to the ropes, comes back, and hits a flying corkscrew shoulder block. Taio goes for the immidiate cover...

Mark - What the hell is Andromeda doing?

Kristin - Being the wild card.

Taio runs over to the ref and tries to push Lady Andromeda out of the ring but she moves out of the way. Misery creeps up from behind and hits a low blow on Taio as he sets him up for the Sweet Misery.

Mark - OH MY GOD! Its over!

Kristin - What? Just like that?

Mark - Nobody has ever kicked out of that move!

Misery pins Taio... 1...2..3. Its over.

Lily: Here is your winner, the Franchise champion... MISERY!

Kristin - I dont think Misery even needed the help of Lady Andromeda. But she was just there to add that little extra of attention.

Mark - Misery is the man... I dont care if dude even looks like a freak with all that make-up on. This man is the future of BUD.

- Match 4 -

Andrew Bradford vs Gypsy

Stips: Number 1 Contendorship for Franchise Championship

Redman's voice is heard over the PA system and the lights start dying and they begin to pulsate with the beat to Dirty. The disco ball effect lighting circles the arena and a spotlight hits the entrance to the stage. A leg appears first from behind the black curtain. Gypsy steps out onto the stage very seductively. She comes to the end of the stage and stands with her legs opened shoulder width. She squats down to the ground very sexy, placing her hands around her left ankle...slowly, still holding her ankle she lifts her butt into the air and you can hear all the guys start whistling and yelling. She licks her lips and grins. She runs her hands up her leg, finally placing them on her hips. She starts down the ramp blowing kisses at the fans. She makes her way up the steel steps and enters the ring just like Stacy Keibler. She does one quick walk around the ring winking at fans and throwing them kisses. When she's down she makes her way to the center of the ring and assumes a ready position to await her opponent.

Silence fills the arena as Lily has taken to the ring with a microphone in hand. The first few notes of "The Pretender" by the Foo Fighters begin to play, and are met by a chorus of booing. The first few lines are barely heard.

Keep you in the dark
You know they all pretend
Keep you in the dark
And so it all began

The song then picks up, now drowning out the boos.

Send in your skeletons
Sing as their bones go marching in... Again
The need you buried deep
The secrets that you keep are ever ready
Are you ready?

I'm finished making sense
Done pleading ignorance
That whole defense
Spinning infinity, boy
The wheel is spinning me
It's never-ending, never-ending
Same old story

As soon as the first line of the chorus plays, a set of gold pyro are set off on either side of the stage, and Andrew Bradford walks out wearing his tradition in ring attire and a t-shirt with 'Bradford does it best' written across the front, and is soon accompanied by Alexis Granger. The boos seem to get louder, but this only makes Andy grin as he begins walking down the ramp, talking to Alexis on the way down.

Lily: "Ladies and gentlemen, on his way to the ring, weighing in at two hundred and fifteen pounds, all the way from London, England, and accompanied by Alexis Granger, ANDREW BRRRAAADFOOORRRD!"

What if I say I'm not like the others?
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays?
You're the pretender
What if I say I will never surrender?

By now, they're both at the edge of the ring, so they walk round to the nearest stairs, Andy going up first. Being the gentleman he is, however, he opens a gap between the middle and top ropes so that Alexis can get in. He then climps through the gap himself.

In time or so I'm told
I'm just another soul for sale... oh, well
The page is out of print
We are not permanent
We're temporary, temporary
Same old story

Now in side the ring, he takes up the opposite corner, and leans back into the turnbuckle. Alexis comes over to him, and they have another chat, which seems to be nothing more than a last minute pep talk. She then leaves the ring, as Andy stands up straight and faces Gypsy as the referee signals for the bell getting this match underway.

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Andy and Gypsy both start off with a stare down, they both know what’s at stake here and so they’re just feeling each other out per se as Gypsy starts the war by lunging forward with a huge forearm to the face of Andy sending him backwards. She hits several more getting him up against the ropes where she then backs up, screams and then charges forward but Andy ducks back body dropping Gypsy over the top rope but wait, Gypsy lands on her feet on the apron.

Kristin- Great athleticism by Gypsy.

Mark- I would know.

Andy turns around and goes to grab Gypsy but she hit’s a stiff punch to his jaw rocking him back momentarily. He comes in again as Gypsy goes for another punch but Andy blocks her arm and stuffs her head under his arm lifting her up over the top rope and vertical suplexing her back into the ring, the fans start chanting.

Kristin- Great looking suplex.

Mark- Her poor back will need massaging tonight.

Gypsy arches her back riving in pain as Andy quickly hooks the leg for the first pin fall of the match.

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Gypsy gets the shoulder up. Andy grabs her by the hair picking her up as he easily picks her up hitting a scoop slam then follows it up with a stomp to her beautiful face. Gypsy holds her face as Andy once again goes to pick her up but out of nowhere, Gypsy catches him in an inside cradle.

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Andy gets the shoulder up as both him and Gypsy get to their feet’s at the same time but Andy hit’s a hard clothesline leveling Gypsy down to the canvas.

Mark- Andrew gaining the upper hand here.

Kristin- He is looking great here.

Andrew smiles seeing that he is dominating and he starts stalking Gypsy getting in behind her. She starts pulling herself up to her feet as Andy grabs her around the waist going for a huge German suplex but Gypsy blocks it by hooking her leg on his. He tries again but Gypsy grabs the ref pulling him in and back kicks Andy in the balls before releasing the ref and hitting a nasty looking spike DDT laying Andy out cold, the fans really getting into this match.

Mark- Get him Gypsy, beat his ass.

Kristin- Biased are we?

Mark- She is my girl.

Gypsy crawls over there and hooks the leg in desperation.

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Andrew just kicks out before the ref gets to three, the fans gasping and Gypsy looks stunned.

Kristin- Such a close win here.

Mark- Damn his resilience.

Gypsy gets up and waits for Andrew to get up which is only a matter of seconds. He gets up and Gypsy goes for a huge forearm again but Andrew ducks under it and as she turns around, he lifts her up onto his shoulder but she wiggles getting out of his grasp and dropping in behind him. She drops to her knees hitting a Gypsy’s spell then rolling him up quickly.

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Gypsy rolls out of the ring, as the ref exits the ring grabbing her wrist raising her arm in victory as we hear Lily.

Lily- The winner of the match, GYYPSSSSSY.

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Stips: Regular Bout

Lily: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.

- Match 7 -

Stips: Bytch Championship Bout

Lily: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and its for the Bytch Championship.

The arena goes dark and the lights flash purple and red. As the tron plays, "The world is darker" plays and there is smoke blocking the entrance. Karime is seen coming out and then there is black confetti falling on the ring entrance. The ring announcer introduces Karime as Karime takes off her jacket and throws it aside. She takes off her shades and looks around. She makes her way down the ramp and throws her shades aside as well. She then makes it to the end and almost looks at the ring. A confident smirk is on her face as she goes to the stairs. Her long black boots walk up the stairs and once she is there, she enters through the second rope. She then places her hands on her hips and does the pose with a fierce look in her eye. Then she walks around to get warmed up and then gets to one end of the ring, waiting for her opponent as her music fades.

Lily: In the ring at this time, from parts unknown... Karime Atora!

The lights in the arena go out and the song "Hillbilly Nation" by Cowboy Crush comes on the speakers. Out walks the redneck bitch known as White Trash with a cowboy hat on her head and the bytch title around her waist as she struts her way to the ring to the beat of her theme song.

'Cause I'm a member of the hillbilly nation,
Loud an' proud an' runnin' wild.
Ball cap, cowboy hat: baby, gimme some of that.
Rough around the edges is just my style.
Yeah, I'm a member of the hillbilly nation,
Not afraid to speak my mind.
Proud member of the hillbilly nation:
Tell me, baby, are you one of my kind

She makes it inside the ring, unhooks the belt, and raises it in the air as she gives it to the referee. She circles the ring keeping her eye out on Karime as she steps forward. They both are face to face and lock-up. White Trash rakes Karime's eyes and whips her to the ropes. Karime comes back and White Trash immidiately goes for a clothesline. Karime ducks it, goes to the other ropes, comes back, and as White Trash turns around, Karime lifts her left leg so that White Trash can catch it and as she jumps up to do an enziguri, White Trash ducks down and immidiately grabs a hold of Karime's ankle and wrenches it for an ankle lock.

Mark - Is Karime going to tap out!?

Kristin - Too early.

Karime uses her other leg to kick White Trash in the face to let go of the ankle lock. White Trash backs up and Karime stands up and turns around to face White Trash who is once again going after Karime for a punch but Karime ducks it and hits a jaw breaker. Karime immidiately covers White Trash... 1...2... Kick out! Karime gets up, scoops White Trash up, and slams her on the mat. She jumps up and hits a shooting star press splash on White Trash followed by the cover... 1...2...KICK OUT! White Trash gets up as Karime grabs a hold of her from behind in a cobra clutch. White Trash backs up to the turnbuckle and forces Karime to release the hold. White Trash turns around and hits a series of European Uppercuts on Karime's face. She whips him into the other corner, runs over, and hits a knee to the face followed by some more European Uppercuts.

Mark - Both of these girls have the same style of wrestling holds. All this week we were all wondering if Karime could go hold for hold against White Trash and she seemed like she could.

Kristin - Just now that White Trash looks like she can dominate any girl she steps up against.

White Trash grabs a hold of Karime's leg and applies the figure four leg lock on her. As White Trash is wrenching the leg lock on, Karime tries to crawl away towards the ropes and the ref forces White Trash to let go of the hold. Karime kicks White Trash in the face again as she tries to crawl out of the way. She gets up and White Trash kicks Karime in the gut, she picks her up for a powerbomb but Karime counters by punching White Trash in the face and delivers a hurricanrana into a pin... 1...2...KICK OUT! White Trash gets up and Karime gets to her by surprise again as she delivers a standing head scissors.

Mark - She calls that the Flying Target.

White Trash gets up again and Karime goes for an arm drag but White Trash stops reverses it as she lands on her feet, pushes Karime to the ropes, and as Karime comes back, White Trash hits the superkick on her face. White Trash immidiately sets her up as she jumps the top turnbuckle and hits a split legged moonsault on Karime for the cover again... 1...2...KICK OUT! White Trash picks up Karime, sends her to the turnbuckle again, runs over, and hits a spinning heel kick. Karime is on spaghetti legs as White Trash begins to decend the top rope. Karime turns around and White Trash jumps to hit a missile drop kick followed by the cover... 1...2...KICK OUT!

Mark - What does White Trash have to do in order to defeat Karime?

Kristin - This girl is a good wrestler. She takes high risk moves, but she's good.

White Trash looks frustrated as she picks up Karime over her head, spins her around, but Karime counters by wiggling out of the Alabama Slam into a school girl pin... 1...2...KICK OUT AGAIN!

Kristin - That was just too close! White Trash could have lost her belt to Karime.

White Trash picks up Karime, kicks her in the gut, and picks her up for a powerbomb, but White Trash releases her in mid-air, and hits a diamond cutter from up there.

Mark - That's it! Birmingham's Calling!

White Trash covers Karime... 1..2..3. Its over.

Lily: Here is your winner and still Bytch Champion... White Trash!

Kristin - What a great match. I wasn't expecting Karime to do that good, but she did pick it up.

Mark - Not only that but White Trash stepped it up tonight.

Kristin - White Trash will be going into Battle of the Bytches as the Bytch champion but who will she defend the belt against that night?

Mark - We'll just have to wait and find out.

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