Devils Rejects by Rob Zombie hits and out onto the stage to a chorus of boos walks the Cancerous One of Wrestling NovaCaine. He is looking dapper in his black suit with his long hair neatly tied back on his head in a ponytail. He smirks at the displeasure of the crowd towards him and slowly strolls down to the ring climbing through the ropes.

'Broken Wings' begins to play over the public announce system, green pyros rain onto the stage in a shower of light and Josh steps out from behind the curtain. He takes a moment on the stage to drink in his surroundings, as the pryos thin and then stop, before making his way down the ramp. As he walks down the ramp on either side of him colorful signs wave widely, people scream and yell, and occasionally a member of the audience flips him the bird .When Josh reaches the ring he hops up onto the apron and steps into the ring between the top and middle ropes and makes his way to the center.

Nova looks at Josh and gives him a big thumbs up trying to stay up wind from the smell that comes off these guys...Who knew Clowns stunk so bad, I always thought it was the elephants that stunk up the circus.

The lights dim to a dull glow as Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit begins to play over the P.A. and out towards the ring racing at full stride came the human scar tissue The Extremist. T.E. hits the ring and makes a beeline for Josh he seems a bit caught off guard. T.E. hammers Josh back against the ropes letting out a guttural war cry before sending Josh flying across the ring. T.E. catches Josh with a high knee ala HHH and points to the top ropes as he whips his wild mane around.

T.E. leaps to the top ropes like RVD and comes diving off looking for a shooting star press that he calls the suicide bomb....Josh rolls out of the way and T.E. eats nothing but mat. T.E staggers to his feet rubbing his head and Josh capitalizes kicking T.E. to the gut doubling him over. Josh grabs T.E. taking him up for a powerbomb and then spinning him in mid-air and powerbombing him viciously against the top turnbuckle.

Josh rolls up T.E. and the ref moves in for the count....

 Still seated ringside at their own GWE table is Ernie Schivone and the one true nefarious character of sports announcing and special guest at the GWE booth Ruthless Villain

Nova steps back to the center of the ring looking very spiffy in his black suit with a white shirt, the top three buttons left open just so the ladies can get a peek at what they can only dream about having. The boos are rocking for the Cancerous One of wrestling but he is quite adept at ignoring people, how else do you think he was able to team up with Dante Cross for that short period of time?

Nova points up at the title hanging over the ring

Pink smoke fills the audience as "If I was a Serial Kill" by Insane Clown Posse hits the PA. Jeffrina walks out from behind the curtain and starts walking down the ramp

Jeffrina runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. She jumps on the nearest turnbuckle and throws up the wicked clown sign before jumping down and eyeballing Nova who blows her a little kiss.

Sexy , Naughty , Bitchy Me by Tata Young hits over the P.A. system and the fans give a mixed reaction to this seemingly very different girl about to enter the ring for her first match on a BUD pay per view.

GB struts out from behind the curtain shaking her tail feathers for the guys in the audience that like that sort of thing and even getting some wolf whistles and cat calls from a few guys in the audience who left the closet. She struts to the ring climbing in real slow to show off the assets before turning her attention to Nova and taking a few steps towards him...Nova is quick though and out to the floor quicker then you can say Wang Foo...If you can say Wang Foo.

The two girls circle each other and GB looks for the collar and elbow tie up,but Jeffie don't intend on this being a wrestling match and quickly bull rushes GB back into the corner and lays in a series of thunderous knife edge chops.

Jeffie whips GB across the ring and follows her in driving both of her knees right into GB's sternum. The youngster to the sport falls from the corner trying regain her oxygen as Jeffie moves out to the floor and retrieves the ladder. She brings it back into the ring but she don't set it up to go for the title, instead she leans it against the turnbuckle at the far side of the ring and picks GB up by her golden mane. Jeffie throws a couple heavy left hook bombs at GB and then whips her across the ring towards the waiting ladder, but GB puts on the brakes with a baseball slide keeping from hitting the ladder. Jeffie sees that GB isn't going to make contact and charges in after her , GB spins and hits the drop toe hold on Jeffie sending her face first into the ladder with a sickening thud.

GB takes advantage of the ring veteran's first mistake and goes on the offensive..She lays in her own chops and punches as well as digging into the Jeffie's forehead with her long fingernails and ripping open  a sizeable gash above Jeffie's left eye. GB drags the ladder out to the center of the ring but she don't sit it up and instead lays it flat ...She pulls Jeffie out to the ropes and Irish whips her across the ring , Jeffie jumps the ladder hits the far ropes and comes back on the rebound only to find herself scooped up and driven spine first into the ladder with the spinebuster. The fans gasp in what almost sounds like stereo shock.

GB rolls Jeffie off the ladder and finally sets it up and starts to climb.

GB is at the top of the ladder struggling to get her fingers on the title. GB's faithful fan base of Gender Benders are going nuts as they see their girl is just seconds away from having the title. However then those cheers turn to boos as Josh Drakman comes sprinting down the ramp towards the ring....GB sees this but doesn't make any attempt to move as a split second before he could hit the ring , GB's trainer HBK comes flying down the ramp and tackles Josh to the floor with both men going wild on each other in a flurry of fists. The ref steps from the ring trying to break up the fight and walked right into the Dark Carnival's plan. Joey Drakman leaps the ringside barrier on the opposite side of the ring and comes sliding into the ring tipping over the ladder and sending GB crashing and burning .

Jeffie blows Joey a smooch and turns her attention back to GB , she stalks around GB waiting for her to slowly rise to her feet and then takes GB out with the Hokus Pokus(Twist of Fate)...

With Joey and Josh now double teaming HBK , Jeffie sets up the ladder and climbs up to retrieve the title. GB amazingly pulls herself up to her feet showing what heart she has much like her teacher , but it is just a little to late. As GB reaches the first rung of the ladder Jeffie already has the title in her hands and is pulling it down...The ref calls for the bell but GB isn't done with this match yet as she climbs on up the opposite side of the ladder meeting Jeffie at the top. Jeffie tries to hit GB with the title belt but GB ducks and then leaps across the ladder spearing Jeffie from the top of the ladder and sending both ladies crashing right over the top ropes and down to the floor with a chant of Holy Shit rising up from the sold out crowd.