Why parents go crazy <o:p></o:p>

 The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered "Hello?"<o:p></o:p>

 "Is your daddy home?" he asked.<o:p></o:p>

 "Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?"<o:p></o:p>

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The child whispered, "No."<o:p></o:p>

Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your mommy there?"<o:p></o:p>

"Yes," replied the child simply.<o:p></o:p>

"May I talk with her?"<o:p></o:p>

 Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"<o:p></o:p>

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"Yes," whispered the child! "a policeman."<o:p></o:p>

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Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"<o:p></o:p>

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"No, he's busy," whispered the child.<o:p></o:p>

 "Busy doing what?"<o:p></o:p>

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"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.<o:p></o:p>

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Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"<o:p></o:p>

 "A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.<o:p></o:p>

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"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.<o:p></o:p>

 In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."<o:p></o:p>

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Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"<o:p></o:p>

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle:<o:p></o:p>

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"ME."