On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that
she is a Patriots fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Patriots fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their
hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise,
'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?'
'Because I'm not a Patriots fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Patriots fan,
then who are you a fan of?' 'I am a Colts fan, and proud of it,' Janie
replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears.
'Janie, why pray tell are you a Colts fan?' 'Because my mom is a Colts fan,
and my dad is Colts fan, so I'm a Colts fan too!''
'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no
reason for you to be a Colts fan.
You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time.
What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would
you be then?' 'Then,' Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Patriots fan.'
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Four football fans - a Cowboys fan, an Eagles fan, a Colts fan, and a
Patriots fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team
more.
The Cowboys fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for! the Co
wboys!' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, 'This is for the Eagles!'
and throws himself off the mountain.
The Colts fan is next to profess his love for his team.
He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Patriot fan off the
mountain.
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A Colts fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Patriots fan he saw
strutting down the street in an obnoxious Navy & Red shirt. He would swerve
his van as if to hit them, and then swerve back just missing them.
One day while driving along, he saw a priest.
He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest,
'Where are you going, Father?'
'I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down
the road,' replied the priest. 'Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!'
The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down
the road.
Suddenly, the driver saw a Patriots fan walking down the road, and he
instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto
the road just in time.
Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still
heard a loud THUD. Not knowing
where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't
see anything.
He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said,
sorry Father, I almost hit that Patriots fan.'
'That's OK,' replied the priest 'I got him
with the door.'
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