A Blonde goes to Wal-Mart to buy curtains. She tells
the salesman,"I would like to buy a pair of pink
curtains.
"The salesman assures her that they have a large
selection of pink curtains.
He shows her several patterns but the blonde seems
to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies, "Seventeen inches."
"Seventeen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds
very small. What room are they for?"
The blonde says, "They aren't for a room. They are
for my new computer monitor.
"The surprised salesman replies, "But Miss,
computers do not need curtains!"
The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo ... I've got
Windoooooows.......
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