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A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2,000 sq. Ft. House 4 inches deep.
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If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. Room.
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You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.
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Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old boy.
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Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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Super glue is forever.
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No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show that they do.
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Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
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The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.