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From: MSN NicknameChrist_Follower777  (Original Message)Sent: 9/17/2008 1:38 AM
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Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way home they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in.

He addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?�?/FONT>

The pharmacist answers: “Yes.�?/FONT>

Jacob: “Do you sell heart medication?�?/FONT>

Pharmacist: “Of course we do.�?/FONT>

Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?�?/FONT>

Pharmacist: “All kinds.�?/FONT>

Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism?�?/FONT>

Pharmacist: “Definitely.�?/FONT>

Jacob: “Medicine for memory?�?/FONT>

Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety.�?/FONT>

Jacob: “What about vitamins and sleeping pills?�?/FONT>

Pharmacist: “Absolutely.�?/FONT>

Jacob: “What about sugar diabetes. We both got bad cases.�?/FONT>

Pharmacist: “Oh, but of course. You name it with that condition and we have the works.�?/FONT>

Jacob: “You have loose bladder and gas pills?�?/FONT>

Pharmacist: “Yes, there are lots of those with plenty of generics.�?/FONT>

Jacob: “Perfect! We’d like to register here for our wedding gifts.�?/FONT>



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