Getting Married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way home they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in.
He addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?�/FONT>
The pharmacist answers: “Yes.�/FONT>
Jacob: “Do you sell heart medication?�/FONT>
Pharmacist: “Of course we do.�/FONT>
Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?�/FONT>
Pharmacist: “All kinds.�/FONT>
Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism?�/FONT>
Pharmacist: “Definitely.�/FONT>
Jacob: “Medicine for memory?�/FONT>
Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety.�/FONT>
Jacob: “What about vitamins and sleeping pills?�/FONT>
Pharmacist: “Absolutely.�/FONT>
Jacob: “What about sugar diabetes. We both got bad cases.�/FONT>
Pharmacist: “Oh, but of course. You name it with that condition and we have the works.�/FONT>
Jacob: “You have loose bladder and gas pills?�/FONT>
Pharmacist: “Yes, there are lots of those with plenty of generics.�/FONT>
Jacob: “Perfect! We’d like to register here for our wedding gifts.�/FONT>
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