Golf Day
Moses, Jesus, and an old, bearded man were out playing
golf one day.
Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. It landed
in the fairway but rolled directly toward a water trap.
Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it
rolled to the other side safe and sound.
Next, Jesus strolls up to the tee and hits a nice long one
directly toward the same water trap. It landed directly in
the center of the pond and kind of hovered over the water.
Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped it up
onto the green.
The third guy gets up and sort of randomly whacks the ball.
It heads out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a
nearby street. It bounces off a truck and hits a nearby tree.
From there it bounces onto the roof of a nearby shack and
rolls down into the gutter, down the down spout, out onto
the fairway and right toward the aforementioned pond.
On the way to the pond, it hits a little stone and bounces
out over the water and onto a lily pad where it rested quietly.
Suddenly, a very large bullfrog jumped up on the lily pad
and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle
swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As
they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright
and dropped the ball which bounced right into the hole for
a beautiful hole in one.
Moses then turned to Jesus and said,
'I hate playing with your Dad.'
Bill's Note
Smile, this should remind us that things happens the way God plans it
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