How You Know a Clay Fan

(to the tune of Measure of a Man)

If one day you discover them, camping out they’ve got everything

charge cards and seat-ing charts be-cause you are so hot

To get a seat up front, some bat-tles will be fought

When Si-mon re-minds them

Rue-ben was first,

then he will need a hearse

Mo-thers with their daughters,

and grand-mo-ther’s too

would mort-gage their hous-es

just to be close- to- you

They would give their cars up,

just to touch your hand

Yes that’s, yes that’s, yes that’s,

how you know a Clay fan

And they want the whole world to know you,

and real-ize you-are-THE- best sing-er

Would that be good enough for another AMA

And now you will always know,

that your fans love you the best

When Si-mon re-minds them

Rue-ben was first,

then he will need a hearse

Mo-thers with their daughters,

and grand-mother’s too

would mort-gage their hous-es,

just to be close- to- you

They would give their cars up,

just to touch your hand

Yes that’s, yes that’s yes that’s,

how you know a Clay fan

They’ll never grow up,

they act just like teens,

they love how you sing and they love your big feet

So please tell Je-rome,

to just let them scream

Mo-thers with their daughters,

and grand-mo-ther’s too,

Will stand- up for you

They will be there with you at ever-y -new -show

They will always love you, and this you should know

They would give their cars up,

just to touch your hand

Yes that’s, yes that’s, yes that’s,

how you know a Clay fan

Mo-thers with their daughters,

and grand-mother’s too

would mort-gage their hous-es,

just to be close to you

They would give their cars up, just to touch your hand

Yes that’s, yes that’s yes that’s, how you know a

oh, oh,

Yes that’s yes that’s yes that’s

how you know a Clay fan

Lyrics by Cathy Bolton (crazy4aiken)

© 1/07/05