>Subject: Things to ponder >Date: Thu, 7 Aug 2003 08:22:14 EDT > > >Sayings  > > >A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. > > >Anyone who thinks old age is golden must not have had a very exciting youth . > > >How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to >become a teenager who wants to stay out all night? > > >Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a >company can operate without. > > >Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks? > > >Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. > > >No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car. > > >There are no new sins....the old ones just get more publicity. > > >T here are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM.  It >could be a right number!!! > > >No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning. > > >How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss >America? > > >Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. > > >One of the quickest ways for a young man to fail in life is to work so hard >the boss will think he's after his job If you don't have a sense of humor,you >probably don't have any sense at all. > > >Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs. > > >You know you're old when you reach down to get the wrinkles out of your panty >hose and realize you aren't wearing any. > > > > >