Subject: REDNECK VASECTOMY
>Date: Thu, 7 Aug 2003 08:16:30 EDT
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>After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was
> > enough.
> > > > >As they could not afford a larger bed, the husband went to his
> > veterinarian
> > > > >and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more
> > children.
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> > > > >The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
>that
> > > > >could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly
> > > > >alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb
> > (fireworks
> > > > >are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the
> > can up
> > > > >to his ear and count to ten.
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> > > > >The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in
>the
> > > > >world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next
>to
> > my
> > > > >ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man
>went
> > > > >home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
> > > > >
> > > > >He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
> > > > >One . . .
> > > > >two . . .
> > > > >three . . .
> > > > >four . . .
> > > > >five . . .
> > > > >. . . at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs,
> > and
> > > > >resumed counting on his other hand.
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> > > > >This procedure also works well in Kentucky, Mississippi, and West
> > > > >Virginia.
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